motherofdonkeys

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I went into JoJo Maman Bebe today to try on shorts, Am so tiny I have to buy children’s clothes but even the 9-12 months size was big on the waist..
 
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Exhaustednurse

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In her stories when she is walking the dog she asks ‘The guilt…why do we feel so much guilt?’
I will answer for you Chloe. You are feeling guilty because you are doing something shameful. Your child is so unwell you were advised to take them to hospital, you dumped your mother at a tube station instead of taking her to the airport, and all you are worried about is a patchy fake tan and a night at a posh hotel.
Your guilt is your conscious pricking you. You may want to actually listen to it - it would serve you very well.
 
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AutumnDays

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I can’t think of any other influencer out there that is as self absorbed as Chloe and makes no effort at all to hide it. All the dramatics last weekend with her back but miraculously cured So she could go to the dentist and for a gifted facial treatment. (She’s actually going to destroy her skin long-term with the amount of treatments she gets). If she does have back issues, it’s because the amount and type of exercise she does to get to a size 0. Has completely become obsessed with her looks and body shape since her daughters became teenagers. You can just imagine her saying ’oh darling, why not borrow a pair of my jeans, oh dear, they are too small for you, what a shame” or perhaps ‘I like your jeans, such a shame they are far too big for me’.

Constantly lounging on the sofa or in bed by 9pm. A few weeks ago it, was ’glad Nick is back from being away, it was such a tough parenting week’ - in a week where she had an afternoon and night away, courtesy of Elizabeth Arden, while no doubt her Mum was on duty at home. This Mum who a few years ago was dropped off at a local train station to get herself and her luggage to the airport for a long flight, with a barely healed broken limb, while Chloe was wailing in the car that she hoped some kind person would help her Mum along the way while she herself sped off to some evening/over-night event.

Spent years with a cat or two draped around her, constantly talking about how wonderful they are, then gets a dog and suddenly the poor cats are forgotten about and dropped like hot cakes!


And so on and on and on.
 
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wibbly wobbly

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I actually couldn’t watch today, it was very uncomfortable, I think it was half acting and half stupidity. It was like she woke up and thought, I will go for a walk and get lost and film it for content.

And sorry just to add, when I started following Chloe about 5 years ago, She was interesting, always traveling, wining and dining , she was fun to watch in her wealthy, skinny, blonde privileged life. She has gradually turned herself into a pathetic, attention seeking women incapable of doing anything without drama.
 
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Exhaustednurse

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‘They only have one Dr on duty’….Yes because it’s clearly a conscious decision to have the bare minimum staffing in the Emergency Department.

Her brain cannot comprehend anything more complex than the most one dimensional way of thinking.

And if you are well enough to be posting a Wallis advertising campaign on Instagram then I’m going to boldly suggest that you need not be in the ED. In my humble, 30 years experience of nursing.
 
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Slow down from what? Walking in the park? Doing her nails? Changing clothes? Having her photograph taken? Online shopping? Staying in hotels? Going to Oxford Street? Attempting to flog us entirely useless landfill? Going to bed at 8? Watching every boxset in the world? Facials? The last week has been a terrible eye-opener and I'm still thinking of her elderly mother lugging huge suitcases around trying to get to the airport...
 
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trav35

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I see the Essentiel Antwerp pieces she was ‘kindly gifted’ in October (that she’d be ‘wearing a lot this winter’, quote unquote) are already being flogged on a preloved account, presumably worn once. Really repulsive.
 
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Whatapalaver

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God, she’s so feeble isn’t she? She’s on about outfit change number 3 already today. It’s such a hard life, ‘wafting’ about everywhere.

Someone further up thread said they’d been following her since she got lost in a tile shop. I may be able to go one better….

I’ve been following her since before June 2017 and the reason I know that is because in the days following the Grenfell Tower fire, she and her mate went along to help out with the aftermath (fair enough, admirable). But she got caught up in the angry crowd who marched on the church where ex-PM Theresa May was meeting with a small group of survivors and relatives (this was all on her Stories by the way).

Anyway. Her and her mate absolutely shat their pants when the crowd got rowdy and started running along the street (wobbly camera and everything) and shouting to each other “Oh dear! Better get to the car! Where is it?!”

To this day, if I mention this woman to my husband he pisses himself laughing and shouts “Quick!! To the Volvo!!” in the poshest accent he can muster 😂
 
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Choco88

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Jeez have you seen her latest stories about her pulling her back out. I love how she remembered the black and white filter for extra effect 😆 fucking drama queen!
 
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Raker

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No matter where she lives she’s an insipid, vacuous, spoilt brat, ingrate princess, with no effing clue about real life, trying desperately to hang on to her youth and xxs yoga body, and encouraging the worst kind of grabby, unnecessary consumerism.
 
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