Caroline Hirons Gossip Forum

Congratulations to @LyraBalaqua for the great title! Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-32-query-the-price-shell-show-you-the-door-its-not-expensive-youre-just-poor.44211/ V quick recap because I‘m tired so please feel free to add more. 😳 The influencer...

Congratulations to @yessenia_d for the thread title. We only started the last thread on 25th Jan so it must be the quickest Hirons thread we’ve ever had. Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-31-needled-by-ozempic.43813/ Quick recap: Hirons released her next kit...

Congratulations to @Also_smoke_and_mirrors for the thread title. I was so tempted to put the new thread under the Influencers section instead of Gurus but I behaved! 🤪 Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-30-needled-by-trinny.42741/ First new thread of 2024, so I...

New thread! Thanks to @LyraBalaqua for the fantastic thread title, not only was it the most liked thread title suggestion, it was the most liked post on the whole thread. PM your address hun, some blue cocoon is on the way to you! The oaf's attempted hatchet job on Trinny has backfired and...

New thread! Title by @50sGirl Cazza's son married his elfin (sorry, evil) bride, started selling some flannels for an exorbitant amount and was generally an arse

Thanks to @50sGirl for the brilliant suggestion! Last thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-27-kim-jong-hirons-too-hectorial-for-my-taste.39919/page-51#post-16426278

Thanks to @50sGirl for the thread title! I cheated a little and made it a mash up of two requested titles Recap: the oaf is being as shouty as ever. Her overpriced cream cleanser has failed to set the world on fire like much of her range. Her latest beef is a fathers day picture of Ben...

Continuing in from our previous thread… https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-25-skincare-is-merch-ask-two-homes-hirons.36837/ Thread title collaboration by @MinnieGrant @SqualorVictoria @50sGirl Quick recap: Nellie/Oaf/Ali C/Gangsta Gran is still being her usual insufferable self but is...

New thread time. Title from @50sGirl referencing Hirons having bought Ruth Crilly's Georgian house probably with the profits from flogging short dated skincare and luminous bought-from alibaba bags to her devotees ('freaks') AND a phrase she's hilariously trademarked probably for merch. Please...

Congratulations to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the title. Old thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-23-scamaline-hirons.33454/ Nellie has launched her skincare, well 2 items anyway. Nellie is not named after the elephant but after the character Nellie Boswell from the sitcom...

New thread for everyone's favourite kit bag salesperson. Thread title from @Bertha The freaks are up to their usual attention seeking ways and also profusely thanking Scamaline for selling them stuff. Recap anyone? Last thread is here...

Thanks to @50sGirl for the brilliant thread title! Continuing on from this thread: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-21-karenline-hirons.30874/page-51

Title thanks to @Bertha and nominated by @w8g We start this thread with not so breaking news - a new kit is coming in July! As @50sGirl put it "walk, don’t run, in fact walk like a sloth..." Guesses on theming and products for this one have begun. Will Zelens again be included? Odds on yes...

I hope I’ve not missed any thread title suggestions but I only found one put forward. Thanks to @TriviaNewtonJohn for the suggestion. Previous thread here: https://tattle.life/threads/caroline-hirons-19-its-literally-a-load-of-old-flannel.28868/ Quick recap… Gangsta and Mel Smith and Daniel...

Thanks to @jeezlouise and @Expelliarmus for the thread title Gangsta Gran/ Ali G/ L Ron Hirons is being her unusual nasty and unpleasant self Continuing on from here...

A new thread as we start the weekend! Title thanks to @50sGirl A breakouts box from Skin Rocks is on the horizon We've discovered the alibaba supplier for her bags (which she's currently charging 30 pounds for) Her skincare line is still in the works and we have a feeling she's irritated by...

Thanks to @Duee for the thread title! If anyone wants to do any overview of previous thread that would be great 😊 (Caroline was rude and silly about Trinny's new cleansers range. Showing off. The Freaks are still the oddest bunch of people gathered together in one place. Enabled by Caroline.).

Title a collaborative effort, started by @SqualorVictoria, nominated by @Filouette, and finished off by @50sGirl I don't feel like much has happened? Just more of the same from the Freaks on FB and Caroline in her country pile. The kits are on heavy discount, Caroline's sneaking undeclared ads...

Continuing on from the last thread! Thanks to @Hogarthian for the genius name of L Ron Hirons and to @nolite for the thread title

Thanks to @purplesandwich and @Filouette for the thread title! The freaks are outdoing themselves with the begging posts lately. Not to mention being so emotional after the hell of Hirons weekend with some declaring it 'the best weekend of my life' Caroline is re-releasing the book with edits...

Title by @50sGirl Roundup, anyone?

Thread title by @Platformcrocs based on a Twitter reaction to her This Morning performance. Previous threads have included multiple examples of Freaks being grabby freaks. Also Caroline posting a lot about her family but nobody else is allowed to mention them. Recap anyone? Last thread...

Thread 11 for Queen Caroline, commonly known as Lady Hirons, and desperately angling for a CBE for her tireless service to the beauty industry. Shout out to @BigMavis and @WadieHaddadsChocolates for the thread title. Will the Freaks ever learn? How many more begging posts will we endure until...

Name c/o @Calabria (who had the most likes in her name suggestion). It's inspired by a youtube comment I shared a screenshot of, that @barmj immediately said should be in our next title! No offense meant to boomers, obviously. Most recently thread discussion has been around the weird vibe in...

New thread! Title by @BigMavis and @LyraBalaqua Recap: The Freaks are still mental Caroline recommended a ridiculously expensive body wash Numerous examples of Queen Caz slagging off younger women (how dare they have tits!) The Oskia cleanser from the kit was faulty (or was it? did we ever...