b!tch_eating_crackers
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I’ve never followed this creature, only had the displeasure of witnessing her via the Aus Influencer thread and had to come in here cos I did a Candy B today and I’m horrified. The first bit was accidental, I was driving and one strap of my sports bra popped off and so I drove 30 mins with my left boob flopping about under my tshirt like I was breastfeeding. Then, decided to go for a walk around the block and I noticed before leaving there was a stain on my tshirt.. was going to change but thought “WWCD?” and figured there’d be hardly anyone around in the middle of the day. I was wrong, so many cars passed me and I spent the whole walk with my arm across my tshirt covering the stain. Never again. I’m not cut out for the Candy B lyfe.
the other day she did those questions - people were asking about leaving a job, opening a business, baby on the horizon, I submitted a bogus one, asking if my pregnancy was a boy or girl, she said strong boy vibes coming through, I’m still laughing to myself over this, it proves to me she’s so full of shit, I’m not pregnant, nor can I be.
Candy Barbs has hit the big leagues.