Traveler001

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Once appon a tyme there waz a liawl gewl called nelly and wat appened right waz she went to the farm. You’ll neva guess wat appened next... she saw a sheep! Can you believe it mate. She waz well appy but then right we went up to it to stroke it and she screamed well loud. She was well scared of all the animals and she just cried so we took er to the shop fing at the end of the farm and bort bourt buyed nelly loadsa toys an that and she was well appy so we jus went ome. Call time wile your ahead innit. The end.

Saved you all a tenner there.
 
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Kittykat45

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If someone asked me to take my shoes off at their house I would leave. I have never heard of this before.
I would always take my shoes off when going in to someone’s house, it’s polite. I would also expect it in my house. I don’t want mud and all sorts being dragged in
 
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Readread

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I'd say it's real - I can't see Billie getting her a fake and also Nellie's wardrobe is very expensive.

I personally wouldn't trust a 6 year old with necklace of that value but have no problem with them spending it on her as I feel it is all relative to the amount of money you have / can afford to spend.

My son is 6 and has had several pairs of Ray Bans since he was 2, has had Balenciaga Sock Trainers, Gucci Trainers, Moncler Jacket, gucci jumpers etc - stuff I like and can afford without getting myself into any financial stress.

My husband and I have very good jobs - we travel (pre-covid) 5/6 times a year on Disney Cruises, to the Caribbean and Bahamas and to Dubai frequently.

My husbands side of the family wouldn't have the same income we do, prob not even half and have been vocal about how they don't agree with a child having such expensive things when they could be damaged, broken or lost.

Firstly we teach him to look after his stuff and we still have all the Ray Bans, some that are a bit scuffed we use for water parks etc. and secondly I don't think anyone has the right to judge what people spend on items or travel once the people are paying their bills and not getting into debt over it. We also teach my son not to brag and to be grateful for what he has.
😂😂 that’s great for you I’m so happy you felt compelled to tell me about your disposable income and what you buy for your child.

I still don’t think it’s real.
 
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tippingpoint

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You need to listen hard with Arfur. He does have good speech but it doesn’t come across like that because he sounds like he’s trying to sell you jellied eels at an east end market.
 
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Joannabloggs

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He will probably try out his karate moves on the new sprog.. Que them laughing and going oh arrefurrrrrrr 😂🥴 all the while nellaaayyyyy is filming ads from peppa pig to menstrual cups.. and Greg the author in the background dressed as Elton John singing rocket man

Oh and not forgetting Sam there breast feeding BBP while BP attempts to wack edward - Christmas with this lot must be a fucking mare
Chatty dave will have too much mulled wine and drunk tweet baby no3 name, Suzie will be the same colour as the turkey, saint gaynor will be trying to get everyone to midnight mass, and Rosie will be left behind in Surrey like Kevin mcallister from home alone
 
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Sogdhitalley

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Nellys first tooth has come out. What will the tooth fairy bring tonight I wonder?
£1000, a pony and the sax man to announce the tooth fairy has been.
 
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Paige7

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If someone asked me to take my shoes off at their house I would leave. I have never heard of this before.
Seriously? So what do you do if it’s pissing down and you’re boots are wet and muddy - walk it all through someone’s house?
I always offer to take my shoes off when going into someone’s house
 
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Holidaybobs

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Suzie and Greg's mum Linda are really good mates so I understand why Greg has a great relationship with his mother in law.
Don't think they like Paul but accept him as he's the father of Sam's kids. They tolerate him
I don’t think Sue is a fan of Gaynor, I don’t blame her. Remember in the early series, she said, ‘oh no, are you two going to snog again’. 😂
 
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Louanne

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Nelly is a horror! So precocious - gonna be a nightmare that one and it’s all of their own making 🙈
 
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sephylily

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I mean imagine if that was your family home when a kid and you see some z lister cheering it’s knocked down and it’s all over social media...
This is a bit ridiculous it's not like billie's the only person who's ever knocked a house down! Even if it was someone's childhood home, it's not theirs anymore and it's up to the new owners to do what they want.
 
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Dollywobs

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Nellie is way too big to be acting like a 2 yr old and kicking her mum. I guess this is the result of doing anything to keep them smiling when they were babies for the camera. Oh my god those poor neighbours, imagine having a nice meal on your deck and suddenly the sax man arrives and Ferne McCann shows up whooping 😩
 
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Elledoc82

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I think they are at a luxury resort called Sani Beach in Halkidiki, Greece. Goodness knows how they are coping without Nanny coke head Sue to calm down Nellie’s tantrums and break up Arthur’s punch ups and a Sax player serenading them every evening but they are struggling on regardless 🤣🤣.
 
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Banny2020

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Oh fuck off Greg. He's now been writing children's books titled Nelly and Arthur's big day out. Just an other way for these greedy fucks to show off what they've been up to. Fantastic timing to release them during a fucking pandemic where people don't have much money at the moment. Silly cunt.
Nellayyyyyy and Arfa went to the farm. Mummayyyyy had to film everything for social media as the trip was free #spon #ad. Nellayyyyy and Arfa had to pretend they were having a good time even though it stunk of shit and they’re used to the Maldives not a backstreet farm. Mummayyyyy and Daddayyyyyy argued the whole way around the farm. At the end of the day Nellayyyyyy and Arfa went home where nannayyyyy Sue was waiting to barrrffff them after a shit old muddy day at the farm. Daddayyyyy then went out to sell sniff in Sugar Hut and mummayyyy stayed at home to sniff and drink sauvignon blanc because mummaaayyyy doesn’t eat. The end.
 
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