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hamzzi said:

The real questions I have are: but is the leather still resistant after all the times she put her dog in that bag and let it pose for pictures?? and all the times she probably placed it on the dirty ass streets of NYC???

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Posts like this drive me insane. Oh, Hermes is the new work bag? We all need a $12K work bag? Who would dump their laptop in a $12K bag?

The narrative these slimy new age car salesmen, excuse me - "influencers", are creating is that HERMES is the new work bag? Is this the same Alyssa who puts her Hermes bags in a cheap shopping tote on the train so no one sees it and targets her? Is this the same Alyssa who will only carry Hermes when she's not alone and only in "good" neighborhoods. Girl, BYE.

She is really everything that is wrong w social media. This is especially confusing as she is clearly someone with MAJOR insecurities (enter sunglasses at the tip of her nose because she's embarrassed of its size) and is trying to make a $12K bag the new norm when 99% of people could never afford a $500 bag much less one that's $12K?! She should be ashamed of herself.

teabrew said:

It’s time to sell some bags you got from Rebag wow! She is something alright!

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Courcheval leather is the discontinued version of Espom leather which is anything but hardwearing. It's basically the cheapest leather Hermes makes. It's light, at least that's true, but it scratches easily AND you (1) can never get rid of the scratch (even the Hermes spa cannot get rid of scratches on Courcheval or Epsom leather) and (2) the color beneath is white so when scratched, all you see are white marks on your bag. It is the least expensive because it wears the worst, but influencers push epsom because they are total Hermes newbs and don't have a clue. You would think Alyssa, with the hook up she has at Hermes, would know this (and she should since she managed in less than a month to scratch her GIFTED K28 in epsom from SacLab and knows it'll never come out) but she either is still braindead or BS'ing her way to $10K for an old, big, floppy Hermes sale. You'd be an idiot to buy that bag and an idiot to buy from Hermes. For a company trying to push brand loyalty and knowledge, they clearly throw that out the window w all these trashy, broke looking ladeeezzzz of IG.

You’ve got to have a laugh some days. Alyssa’s London vlog showed reality vs IG reality. Alyssa clearly had to pay w her own $ for the first portion of her stay in London so the hotel was, um, basic. And then, the Four Seasons comes through w the executive suite for the end of the trip and she’s feeling so blissfully bougie. It was quite funny. Take note, kids. When they have to pay, it looks A LOT different.

I am so tired of middle class influencers pushing #sponcon La Mer and their gifted products. Alyssa would NE-VER buy these products with her own actual dollars. NEVER. Much like most of the crap she shills so that she can treat Marco to a few trips to Asia. lol!

No one needs La Mer, especially if you don't eat like absolute garbage (hello Alyssa!) and perhaps (gasp!) drink water. Friends, skip this BS sponsored content. These beauty brands are the equivalent of lux handbag brands trying to give you FOMO and make you think you need this crap.