Harry and Meghan #608 Hairlines may vary...
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Harry and Meghan #607 Meghan, your bay windows called, they want their curtains back
Harry & Meghan #608 Hair today, gone tomorrow (if only!)
Harry and Meghan #607 Meghan, your bay windows called, they want their curtains back
Alas poor Rufus now has that terrible job
while I take some time off to recover from the ordeal 
My friends life as a toupee is very precarious, you live constantly in fear of a gust of wind that might dislodge you from the bonce. Not to mention the fear of accidentally being swallowed up by a sweaty baseball cap. The stink of weed and people wanting to pet you when high on mushrooms is also omnipresent.
Since freeing myself from this bondage I have attempted to rebrand myself as an inspirational lifestyle guru.
Have been busy curating berries...
Yes we pick our own treats to make our delicious Hamster Jam which is trampled by hordes of rodents gaily singing and dancing to James Blunt songs (particularly "You're Beautiful")
Oops not that one
Sorry about that, it seems some of my staff need sacking again!
Ah here we are with the finished spread. A tasty treat that can be enjoyed any time of day to make you feel special. There's endless possibilities with this thoughtfully crafted spread although we wouldn't recommend putting it on your head instead of toupee glue. Hamster Jam has the perfect balance of flavor and texture but furry bits will cost you extra
Only 500 dollars a jar!
Harry and Meghan #607 Meghan, your bay windows called, they want their curtains back
Hazno and the ILBW confuse (they confuse a lot of things, as they are not the brightest, aren't they?) security with privacy. Catherine and Charlotte were safe - they most likely had hidden security with them - but people recognise them and took the video, so they couldn't just have a private day out.Catherine & Charlotte seen on The Tube
So if they can travel on it without fuss, private citizens can
If you are a public figure, you have to accept that people will recognise you, take your pictures. It's not the same as having to accept to be harassed.
What it shows is that if Catherine and Charlotte, the future Queen and Princess Royal, can take the tube, a traitor of an ex-prince, his Z-list actress wife and their back-of-the-heads-children are perfect safe stuck in traffic on a school run.
It also shows why everybody loves Catherine and loads the ILBW. Catherine accepts the extraordinary position her marriage provides but understands her roots and the privilege of simple, ordinary life. That's why she is one of the most privilege women in the world and still most people relate and empathise with her.
The ILBW doesn't understand her privilege as she only sees hierarchy and she craves to be on the absolute top. So she is always trying to project something she is not, dreaming of a delusional lifestyle she feels entitled to. That's why her popularity is still going down.
